Ezreal's Cat Girl Adventure 008 Alternate 1

Ez: I have been walking for hours and its getting dark. It is so cold.
Ezreal is passed out on the ground.
Ahri: Look at this poor lost soul….
Ezreal wakes up with Ahri next to him.
Ezreal: What happened?
Ahri: You don’t remember?
Ez: I feel violated.
Ahri: I was just keeping you warm. How did you manage to wander in circles last night?
Ez: I was heading north?
Ahri: That is just sad for an explorer. Come, follow me.
Ez: Ok.
A primitive looking village comes into view.
Catman: Who goes there?
Ahri: You remember me. I brought a lost soul.
Catman: You brought one of ours. He doesn’t look familiar.
Ez: I grew up in the desert. I wondered if there are others. Rengar sent me.
Catman: Come join us.
The whole village has a raucious celebration with music, food, drinks and dancing around a large bonfire.
Ezreal wakes up inside a villagers home.
Ez: Why does this keep happening to me?
Rosa: Good morning sunshine! What do you mean?
Ez: What did I drink last night?
Rosa: Ah! You can’t hold your liquor. We’ll most outsiders aren’t used to our strong drinks. My father is the village chieftain . He made us family last night. He probably thought we would be sisters but you consummated our marriage last night. Everyone else is going to be quite surprised.
Ez: Wait…. I’m a man again?
Cheftain (from outside): Did you have enough fun last night?
Rosa (in an undertone): Goodness, its Father. (louder) We’ll be right there! (quieter) Let me help you Ezrael. I don’t want them to find out just yet. It might be too much of a shock.
Ez: You turned me back into a catgirl!
Rosa: For now, besides you’re cute either way. You changed into a man last night when you gave me that bracelet. Apparently it gave me powers.
Ez: That means you’re the chose one! I’m free!
Rosa: I don’t know what that means but you’re not going anywhere.